Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, November 2, 2014

They're Probably a Drug on the Market, Anyway

The "special snowflakes" can get mightily tiresome.

Posted by on or about 10:59
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4 comments:

Old NFO said...

Don't think even the circus would take em... sigh

11/02/2014 2:03 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Maybe they can be sold for parts?

11/02/2014 3:08 PM
Ole Phat Stu said...

Our local Cafe´writes
"Free-running children WILL be given a double-espresso and promised a puppy for Xmas from Mum & Dad."

11/02/2014 4:22 PM
CenterPuke88 said...

Comrade, endorsing the Chinese model?

11/02/2014 4:38 PM

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