Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.” -- Mark Twain

"John Wick didn't kill all those people because they broke his toaster." -MickAK

"Everything is easy if somebody else is the one doing it." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Can Microsoft Become Even More Evil?

They're working on it. They've deployed the first generation Dalek:
Microsoft has become one of the first companies to deploy autonomous robot security guards.
I respectfully submit that anyone who doesn't believe that these things won't eventually be outfitted with weapons is seriously delusional.

I would not at all be surprised to learn that the wifi network that these things connect to is named SkyNet. Because Microsoft is that frigging tone-deaf.



bearsense said...

"K5 isn’t just for catching criminals, either: If you find yourself in trouble/danger, there’s also a button on the top of the robot that summons help from HQ"

I imagine that getting close enough to push the button will deafen you, eh ?

Nangleator said...

It'll be a touchy thing when they have to tell programmers to program in the racism that's so necessary to our social order.

And there will have to be committees to place the lethal/non-lethal line on the color bar...

Borepatch said...

It looks like you're trying to patrol the perimeter. Would you like me to:

o Go weapons hot?

o Load the .NET SAFETY_OVERRIDE module?

o Invoke a Blue Screen Of Death?

montag said...

OK, where's the plunger?

Comrade Misfit said...

The plunger comes with the weaponry.