Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Star Trek- Star Wars, Shatner Brings the Smackdown



Thing is, though, Shatner has a point. There are eleven Star Trek movies. When you add up the original series (79 episodes), the animated series (22 episodes) TNG (178 episodes), DS9 (176 episodes), Voyager (172 episodes) and Enterprise (98 episodes), that's a shitload of screen time.

Star Wars has six movies at its core, six other movies, most of which were made for television, and several animated series: Droids (13 episodes),Ewoks (26 episodes), Clone Wars (25 episodes), and The Clone Wars (88 episodes, 20 didn't air). One of the TV movies, the Star Wars Holiday Special, only aired once and was never released again.

There's really no comparison. Shatner has the right of it.

(But what is with that t-shirt?)

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