Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Soldiers Without a Sex Drive

That's who Rick Santorum wants defending this county:
“I would say, any type of sexual activity has absolutely no place in the military.”
Right. And when the soldiers and sailors are off duty and pounding down some beers, they are, no doubt, debating the theories of Clausewitz and Sun Tzi and how they apply to irregular warfare.


Damn, I just crack myself up, sometimes.

Is Santorum high? Has he been swilling the sacramental wine, perhaps? Or was he dropped on his head too many times? One has to be terminally stupid to think that soldiers don't think about getting laid and that they don't act on those thoughts from time to time.

7 comments:

D. said...

Mr. Frothy-Mix-of-Lube-and-Fecal-Matter has never served in the military, so where he got the idea that soldiers or sailors aspire to the status of monks is a mystery.

Has anyone told him that there are women in the services?

Spud said...

When I was stationed in Korea back in the early 70's, there was an open box of condoms. Free for the taking whenever venturing off post. Wonder what those were used for ?

Nangleator said...

D., I suspect women are invisible to him.

He wants all our soldiers to be as repressed as he, their minds locked up like a tight fist and ignoring those beautiful, beautiful peni-- oh, the Devil almost came in there!

squiregeek said...

I would have had to put up with twenty-five really crappy years if my air force wife listened to Santorum.

Chuck Pergiel said...

I think this Santorum person is some kind of politician, right? In that case he is saying what he thinks his audience wants to hear. Who was it said you won't go broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public?

Comrade Misfit said...

H.L. Mencken.

Anonymous said...

And I would say, any type of sexual activity has absolutely no place in politics. It just gets them in trouble. And its already the policy that sex has no place in the Cathloic clergy. How's that working out for them?