Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

It's All Fun and Games Until Somebody Gets Shot

Ah, the fun to be had with an orange jumpsuit.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's all fun and games whether someone gets shot, or doesn't get shot. The people in the chopper get to make the choice in this instance. The somebody you're referring to is me. I'm well aware of the possibilities.

Naturally, I'd be a lot better person if I could aspire to be like you, but I'm not, and I don't. I choose my own entertainment. No apologies, no compromise, no surrenders.

I love that plane you have and come to look at it now and then though.

Comrade Misfit said...

Thanks, but anyone who would aspire to be like me probably should seek some serious professional help.

I live in an area where some of the local constabulary is sort of known to be a little trigger-happy (or taser-happy), so I'd not go out and about in an orange jumpsuit.

YMMV.