Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, April 30, 2010

Will Apple Be Prosecuted for Filing a False Police Report?

Yeah, I doubt it, as well.

But the fact remains is that someone at Apple filed a false police report. The 4th generation iPhone was never stolen. It was found by someone in a bar, who then sold it to Gawker.

Worse yet, Gawker returned the prototype iPhone to Apple before Apple filed the police report that the phone had been stolen.

Apple reported stolen property; property that had never been stolen and which Apple had already recovered.

In most places, Apple would now be on the hook for at least a misdemeanor filing of a false police report.

But not in San Mateo County.

The Federal civil rights lawsuit should be entertaining to watch.

1 comment:

Ruckus said...

Of course not. You do know that money buys happiness, among other things.