Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, It's Off to Leavenworth You Go!

The Army is preparing to court-martial some idiot "birther" doctor for refusing to deploy to Afghanistan.

The idiot birther's commanding officer, the commander of the Walter Reed Medical Brigade, was awarded the Medal of Honor, along with the Silver Star and Bronze Star, so don't expect any slack to be given by him to Dr. Birther.

2 comments:

merlallen said...

Sgt Roberts was a bad ass, wasn't he? The top three medals by the age of 21.

Comrade Misfit said...

Still his (he's not dead, yet).