Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Friday, April 23, 2010

FBI = Federal Bureau of Invention

"Invention", in this case, means "lying like the motherfuckers that they truly are".

This is why.

You would be well advised to never believe anything that the FBI has to say about any criminal case whatsoever. At least not until there has been a trial and all appeals have been exhausted.


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