Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

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"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Cell Phone Rant

For the love of your Dear and Fluffy Lord, don't go making cell calls if you are in an area with bad reception. Do you have any idea how fucking annoying it is to be on the other end of the call and not being able to understand or even hear you because you persist in trying to make fucking calls from the Black Hole of Calcutta?
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1 comment:

Eck! said...

Simple solution for those that feel the cell is almighty.. hang up.

Well be creative like :

Hello, HELLO? umph, musta lost the connection: hang.


Eck!

4/23/2010 2:10 PM

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