Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, November 30, 2009

Looking for a Post on Tiger Woods?

Then go elsewhere. I really don't give a shit about any of the "sports stars", as long as they aren't out committing major felonies.

4 comments:

J. said...

He shoots, he scores! Nice. Made me smile on a Monday...

Don Brown said...

1) Great minds think alike...

2) My two favorite blogs....

Check it out

http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/11/30/policy-statement/

Don Brown

Comrade Misfit said...

What a bloody thief! :)

BobG said...

"The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance."
-Robert A. Heinlein