Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.


ICE MURDERS PEOPLE! DEFUND ICE!

Monday, November 30, 2009

GOP Presidential Candidate Commuted Sentence of Suspected Cop-Killer

Mike Huckabee was the guy who let the perp who is suspected of capping four cops yesterday out of prison, where the perp was doing a 95-year stretch:
Clemmons, who had a lengthy prison sentence commuted by former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee nearly a decade ago, became the prime target Sunday in the search for the killer of Lakewood Police Sgt. Mark Renninger, 39; and Officers Ronald Owens, 37; Tina Griswold, 40; and Greg Richards 42.
Huckabee is going to find out what it feels like to be "Willie Hortoned" by his competitors for the nomination next time around.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Schmuckabee ought to ask Dukakis if he can borrow his tank helmet for this one.

Comrade Misfit said...

I with I had thought about the tank snark. That's just great.

BadTux said...

Huck just stated that he's not going to run again. Hmm, he might be a religious fruitcake, but he ain't an idiot, I guess.

- Badtux the "Tank helmet, anybody?" Penguin