Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

No Doubt He Watched Glenn Beck and el Rushbo

Another stupid mindless and hate-filled drone:
Marine reservist Jasen Bruce was getting clothes out of the trunk of his car Monday evening when a bearded man in a robe approached him.

That man, a Greek Orthodox priest named Father Alexios Marakis, speaks little English and was lost, police said. He wanted directions.

What the priest got instead, police say, was a tire iron to the head.
The Few. The Proud. The Terminally Stupid. Brave 6'3" clown with a tire iron beats up on a priest.

I'll bet that this story plays really well in Greece, too. From reading the various articles on this crime, it would appear that the next guy who should be beaten with a tire iron is Bruce's lawyer.

(H/T)

8 comments:

Unknown said...

Would hoping for disbarment be too much for that fucktarded lawyer?

Comrade Misfit said...

Well, no, but it would please me no end if the priest sued for defamation. Little chance of that, since the pries seemed to be inclined to forgive his attacker.

Anonymous said...

You seen those beefcake shots? This fucktard is gayer than the gay mayor of gaytown and so far in the closet that the only thing left to interact with the rest of the world is the biggest fucking asshole I ever seen, meow. Not that there's anything wrong with the gay part, of course. Just the gay-bashing-while-gay part (the whole crotch-grabbing fabrication), dude has *issues* and needs some more (like, *legal* issues, meow!).

jbrock said...

And this yahoo is apparently, by definition, one of the top 25%.

Yeah.

Comrade Misfit said...

RK, yea, I've seen them. Maybe he can get some attention to his issues in prison. (yeah, as if)

JB, yup, he's one of the elite 25%!

One Fly said...

This link was at the bottom of the second article. It's mullet pictures.

I've seen mullets at your place kitty. Do you think if this beater guy was not serving that he might be wearing a mullet in private life?

Anonymous said...

Ok, two face plants in one day is gratuitious, EB!

Lucky Archer - Λάκης Βελώτρης said...

He deserved it. On 9/11/01 the Archbishop of Athens said we deserved it. As a Greek American I know wha an anti-American anti-Semite he is if he doesn't bathe, shave and wear pants unlike the priests of my youth under Iakovos. If he doesn't speak Englis, he came here to spread poison. You can imagine what unnatural islamosoviet actions take place under his filthy gutter-swabbing cassock.