Words of Advice:
DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.
"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys
"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
ICE MURDERS PEOPLE! DEFUND ICE!
3 comments:
O that's hilarious. I hope Jon is watching, I'm proud of my home town (except about 40 of them apparently).
If brains were gold, teabaggers would be even poorer than they already are. Just sayin'.
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
I had to see it to believe it. I've heard of "speaking truth to power," but I think we really need to speak truth to idiots. Which will be a lot tougher. Power already knows the truth. These folks don't want to know.
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