Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, May 5, 2026

Trump Trashes the DoJ

For those who know something about the legal profession, this is gobsmacking:

For decades, working for the DoJ has been considered a plum job for attorneys. The best and the brightest wanted to work there. For those who had ambition, it could be a pathway to a well-paid career. Unless you had some pull somewhere, you wren't getting in without graduating from a decent law school with a high class standing.

But now, under Trump/Bondi/Blanche, the DoJ will not only take anyone they can get (kind of like the Army during the Iraq War), they're offering signing bonuses. Which tells you that they're not geting the best and the brightest, they're recruiting from the clowns at the bottom of their class ranking in lower tier 4 law schools.

The reputation that will now come with working for Trump's Legal Department will put one at a firm that chases fender-benders, offers cheap divorces and closes deals on trailers. Because the employment market for partisan goons is not that great and will become even worse as this administration sinks into the morass of the bottom of the reputational pile.

2 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

Totalitarianism in power invariably replaces all first-rate talents, regardless of their sympathies, with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty.
- Hannah Arendt

Paul Krugman: "Let me call this Arendt’s Law: Totalitarian and wannabe totalitarian regimes only hire incompetent hacks."

DGC said...

DEI for Liberty University "Law" School grads.