Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.

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"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

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"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, May 22, 2026

Face It, DJT, Jr, Your Dad Hates You

Trump will play round after round of golf, flying down to Florida every fucking weekend, but he's skipping his son's wedding because reasons.

3 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

Well Junior....it must be noted that, in somehow, so far, escaping in this from the blighting black hole of your father....you and Bettina might maybe have some kind of life and happiness.

dinthebeast said...

He always has plenty of time for rounds of golf or tweet marathons, but not enough to see his son get married? Even when it would provide a short media distraction from the ass kicking he's in the middle of receiving right now?
Perhaps he's afraid of being killed.
I certainly hope so.
I do not wish him to be assassinated.
I just hope he never has a moments peace free from mortal terror for the rest of his long existence.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Stewart Dean said...

dinthebeast, the ultimate misery for DJT is the space between his ears. Put him in solitary, he'd quickly become catatonic.