Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, December 26, 2022

The TOFF Truly is Mentally Disturbed

Bless his heart, can somebody please get that poor man some professional help? He's about two steps away from throwing himself on the floor and chewing the carpet.

12 comments:

Stewart Dean said...: Well, that's the floor...and the walls are decorated with ketchup. Luckily, TOFF prolly can't jump high enough to swing from the chandelier, so the ceilings are safe.; 12/26/2022 10:30 AM
Eck! said...: Somebody should red flag him, he's unsafe anywhere.

Eck!; 12/26/2022 3:43 PM
JustMusing said...: Jabba the Gut spews again!; 12/26/2022 4:07 PM
Keaaukane said...: If he is really clairvoyant, shouldn't he have seen that Covid was coming?; 12/26/2022 6:46 PM
Grey Wolf said...: He had me at"Clairvoyant".; 12/26/2022 7:31 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: If he was clairvoyant, would he have not seen the FBI’s search coming?; 12/26/2022 8:15 PM
Jones, Jon Jones said...: Could be a happy ending or is that too dark for this place?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHkvD7-u7y8; 12/26/2022 8:30 PM
Nebris said...: What does TOFF mean?; 12/27/2022 6:10 AM
dan gerene said...: He was clairvoyant about the results of the 2020 election, that's why he was saying it was rigged long before.; 12/27/2022 7:17 AM
Comrade Misfit said...: Nebris, "Treasonous Old Fat Fuck".; 12/27/2022 8:05 AM
irie said...: I think he’s setting himself up for an insanity plea 🤔; 12/27/2022 9:38 AM
Nebris said...: hahahahaha; 12/27/2022 9:48 AM