Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 24, 2022

Sore Losers Keep On Losing

A judge has thrown out Republican Kari Lake’s challenge of her defeat in the Arizona governor’s race to Democrat Katie Hobbs, rejecting her claim that problems with ballot printers at some polling places on Election Day were the result of intentional misconduct.

Funny thing about courts: Judges want to see evidence, not half-baked conspiracy bullshit. And so, Lake is following her mentor, The TOFF, down into the Halls of Loserdom.

4 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Hamadeh, also.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

seafury said...

Not so fast. She has vowed, to the thunderous cheers of her adoring, brain dead legions to appeal. And so it goes ad infinitum.

Eck! said...

Losers just gotta... luze!


Eck!

Grey Wolf said...

Hobbes is to be sworn in as governor on January 2nd.

Lake is going to try to take it to the Arizona Supreme Court.

So far the courts which have heard her "case" have said, in so much judicialese, "You have to be fucking kidding".

Yet the wheels of justice creak on. We'll just have to wait and see.

For those who, unlike me, don't live in Arizona, the GOP dominated state Senate is one continuous clown car crash.