Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 29, 2022

Updated: Grinding on Santos

Prosecutors at the state and county level have opened criminal investigations.

Good presecutors don't open investigations willy-nilly. And note that the county prosecutor is a Republican. And, if he lied on his campaign forms, that is Federal matter.

My guess is that he's going to get a Weiner-deal: Quit and the charges will disappear.

(ETA to add link to Federal investigation.)

6 comments:

dan gerene said...

Weiner ended up in jail after resigning anyway. His name and how it ran his life is to blame for the continuation of his problems.

Ten Bears said...

Apparently, they have to seat him. Beyond that though ... he should probably run to Mexico

Jimmy T said...

Shamelessness is not a super power. I'm hoping the prosecutor nails his lying ass to the wall...

Paul said...

I doubt Santos will walk away from this. There's growing evidence he's committed different acts of fraud using fake IDs to run fake charities. He's likely on the hook for violating federal election filing regulations. And if Brazil has any balls, they'll reopen his check-kiting cases and demand extradition.

Santos is one of those unstoppable grifters, who gaslights his entire way through life up until the moment they slam the jail cell door on him.

Paul said...

Ten Bears: I've read those legal arguments, that like it or not nobody can stop him now from taking his seat in Congress. Thing is, the minute he takes it he's under federal investigation for every effing lie he told.

Also, I doubt Santos should flee to Mexico. The ways things are going, there's going to be evidence Santos committed acts of fraud THERE...

Richard said...

Mexico has experience with these kinds of grifters. He would be likely to be extradited. I am not Mexican, but i can say that they still remember things.