Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, December 9, 2022

Did the TOFF Get Tired of Losing at the Supreme Court?


He's been appealing almost everything else up that far, only to get slapped down at every turn. Maybe someone convinced him that the optics of losing a Supreme Court appeal are far worse.

So, despite the intervention of his pet Federal judge in Florida, this criminal case goes back to being handled like most other criminal cases, albeit with a special prosecutor in charge who apparently is not letting the grass grow under his feet.

In other news, I heard that Tuckyo Rose, Putin's favorite American talking head, threw a masive hissy fit over President Zeleskyy being named Time magazine's Person of the Year. Fuck him.

6 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

"Tuckyo Rose, Putin's favorite American talking head, threw a masive hissy fit over President Zeleskyy being named Time magazine's Person of the Year. Fuck him."
Nah, even vultures, vampire bats and hyenas have standards. Maybe garden slugs? Most likely Tuckyo will have to take hisself in hand.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

The lawyers come out of his pocket.

Boots Mom said...

Hey, Tuckyo, hear the one about Britteny Griner, heh heh heh. Mother, the smelling salts, please !!!
HEH HEY HEH ................

Comrade Misfit said...

Jon, the RNC was paying his legal bills for a spell. If they’ve stopped, he’s likely using funds raised from the MAGA rubes.

I doubt very much that he’s paying a dime out of his own pocket.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Maralago stuff was on his nickel. It's not his nature to give up stolen funds.

Ten Bears said...

I saw something somewhere yesterday that a partner in the firm the RNC is paying his legal bills to is challenging Ronna Romney (McDaniel) for the RNC leadership ...