Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, December 1, 2020

It Just Gets Better and Better

I'm shocked, shocked!

The Justice Department is investigating whether there was a secret scheme to lobby White House officials for a pardon as well as a related plot to offer a hefty political contribution in exchange for clemency, according to a court document unsealed Tuesday.

Pass the popcorn, please.

7 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

The fundies offer Get Out Of Hell passes, why shouldn't Trump (who is a mundane televangelist) offer Get Out of Jail passes?

Eck! said...

Trumpgate! Lock hip up, lock him up!

Seriously, did we not expect that there were "irregularities"
inside the Drumpf house? Grifting and collecting on it is his thing.

In my opinion and also likely is this is at best only the tip of the
crime family of Drumpf's iceberg is starting to show. Every time a
rock is turned over there will likely be more.


Eck!

dinthebeast said...

MAGA= make America grift again.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

DTWND said...

A question for Ms. Fit. Does a pardon need to have a specific crime to refer to? Or can this ‘preemptive pardon’ cover any crime(s) that are discovered after the gang is out of office?

Dale

0_0 said...

If Trump was involved, I doubt it would be getting investigated.
This sounds more like someone claiming he will take your money and steer your request to Trump.

dinthebeast said...

It had to do with Elliot Broidy, Abbe Lowell, and a couple of corrupt fuckers from the Bay Area, and it didn't actually happen. The guy trying to buy the pardon went to jail and has already been released, at least according to the NYT.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

CenterPuke88 said...

Dale, there are preemptive pardons, see Nixon, Richard.