Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, February 4, 2017

Caturday

Chip relaxes amidst some of his toys.


Chip has the best toys. They're great. Totally fantastic. Tremendous toys. It's true.

I missed an anniversary last month. Just after New Years Day of 1997 was when George came home with me. He was all of 4½ months old. It was an interesting match, for I had never had a cat in my life and George, who had been bottle-fed and hand-reared, didn't know much about being a cat. I've told the beef story before.

Almost five years since he passed.

1 comment:

B said...

Dont think you are the only one.

I miss Schmoo, and Smokey, and Kaira and Lucky. Painfully, sometimes.

And some of them have been gone 30 years.