Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, January 12, 2017

Shorter South Dakota Legislature: "Because Pressuring Young Interns into Having Sex is Fun!:

A legislative panel voted down a proposed rule change Wednesday that would have explicitly prevented them from engaging in sexual contact with legislative interns and pages.
Who would oppose such a thing? A REpublican representative named...
"I'm hesitant to pass something when we get into itemizing every potential wrongdoing that a legislator could commit, lest this become a criminal code rather than a code of ethics," Rep. David Lust, R-Rapid City, said.
You can't make this shit up. Rep. Lust, the Pro-Intern Sex Guy, is a real person.

5 comments:

bearsense said...

I'm sorry to say that I know this individual. He's a representative from my district - sorry to say, we're gerrymandered. He was appointed to fill the seat of the dead guy (who was elected after the ballots were finalized). In South Dakota, if you are a republican, you are fireproof -- so much for one-party rule -- get used to it 'Murica.
Out here we have one area code, two timezones and one political party.
I wonder if his sons or daughters will serve as pages ?

3383 said...

We have one-party rule in the California SSR, too. Fireproof engenders stupid.

B said...

Child molesters are child molesters.

Comrade Misfit said...

B, agreed.

It happens elsewhere.

CenterPuke88 said...

Well, the obvious answer is to have those nasty interns dressed modestly, so as not to engender lust in the public servants, perhaps a burqa? Have to be for both sexes, can't have those good Christian men being tempted by those homo-cooties either.