Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

The Tour de France Motorcycle Race?

It's possible to rig out a bicycle with a nearly-undetectable motor.

I say "nearly", because the motor will show up on thermal imaging. Which the International Cycling Union refuses to use. Probably because, just like doping in the past, they don't want to know the truth.

2 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Should be fun when someone does just that and sends the evidence to some papers..

CenterPuke88 said...

Looked into it some more. Seems likely that someone or some team might feel the risk of using it during some remote stage portion is worth it. Should be amusing with lots of people looking at every bike change for any evidence.