Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Shorter S&W: "All Engines Back Emergency Full!"

Smith & Wesson has walked back its "cease-and-desist letter" to the companies involved in the "Dream Gun" project, according to Dan Zimmerman. Intellectual property thief. Dead Hooker Magazine.

That didn't take long. If the boss of S&W hasn't been using the Hahvahd B-School equivalent of "you fucking morons" when discussing the sending of that letter, I'll be rather surprised.

2 comments:

Robert Fowler said...

The last company S&W wants to piss off is Brownells. I bet they sell more S&W parts than S&W. I know every time I need a part, Brownells is my first stop.

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

One of the problems with S&W... they don't sell many parts. Try to get a yoke for your 686. They HAVE the parts, but they want to do the installing.