Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Check Hooves Before Flight

The POH for Santa's Sleigh, Models Mk.I and Mk.II.
Posted by on or about 17:31
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2 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Reminds me of the old joke about the FAA Flight Inspector and Santa. The whole process goes quite well until it's time for the flight test. The Inspector climbs into the sleigh with a rifle. Santa asks him what the rifle is for, and the Inspector replies "I shouldn't tell this, but you're going to lose one on take-off."

12/15/2015 6:59 PM
Ole Phat Stu said...

@centerpuke88,
that's why it's called a slay ;-)

12/16/2015 5:10 AM

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