Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, December 7, 2015

Open the Packing Crate and Show Us the Real Ship

The USS Zumwalt (DDG-1000)


She began sea trials. For a destroyer, she's four times heavier than a Gearing-DD and almost twice as heavy as a Spruance-DD.

At at over four billion, she costs as much, adjusted for inflation, as the USS Nimitz.

4 comments:

Leo Knight said...

However, the captain's name is James Kirk!

Deadstick said...

Won't be much fun for model builders...

Comrade Misfit said...

Won't be much fun for model builders...

At least the skilled ones.

3383 said...

The Admiral would probably be embarrassed by this ship bearing his name.