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Monday, December 7, 2015

A Little Monday Hilarity

Don't blame me if you start laughing at work.

Teachers of Reddit were asked: "What is the greatest way a student has misinterpreted one of your assignments?" Students and teachers chimed in with some hilarious answers.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...: I have lurked on your blog for years. I respect your colorful views and stories. Your stuff is great, but you know that.

Anyway, I saw this on Reddit and am asking you to post it and help her cause. We all hate skumbags and killers and love genuine heroes. Her dad gave the ultimate sacrifice, burning to death while saving one of his four kids. It was arson probably by the mother of the child and "ex-es". This is a strong child and wants Christmas cards for this Christmas. Please use your influence and blog(s) to help her.

Peace and accuracy when not.

Steve; 12/09/2015 2:07 AM
Comrade Misfit said...: Steve, saw what on Reddit? Do you have a link?

(By the way, I know the readership stats for the blog. "Influence" is a bit overstating things. But thanks for saying it.); 12/09/2015 10:13 AM

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Monday, December 7, 2015

A Little Monday Hilarity

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