Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 26, 2015

Modern Stupidity

This is the packaging for one of those portable power supplies for recharging smartphones:


This is a note on the lower edge of the package:


What sort of an imbecile would assume that an iPhone would come free with such a gizmo?

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Now, this one is a little bit disturbing: A car done up in a "SpongeBob SquarePants" motif:


One has to wonder about the sort of person who would so decorate a car. Are they a doting parent to a child who isn't exactly firing on all cylinders? That's the best scenario that I can envision. The others, well, range from the owner being a little bit strange to wondering if Chester the Molester has gotten himself a new ride.

3 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Ya think that's strange, look into Bronies

Comrade Misfit said...

CP88, now I need to buy some more Russian Brain Bleach.

Deadstick said...

Dang, I almost got through 2015 without ever hearing of Bronies...