Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Not Adding Up; CA Shooting Ed.

A senior federal official who is monitoring the case said investigators believe one of the shooters left the party after getting into an argument and returned with one or two armed companions. Local officials, at an evening news conference, said it was not clear if the people involved in the dispute were the same people involved in the shooting.

The shooters carried long guns and wore masks when they opened fire on a gathering of San Bernardino County health department employees around 11 a.m., according to witnesses and officials.
...
{Denise Peraza] said the doors opened and two men dressed in all black wearing face masks entered with “big ol guns” and started shooting.

“Everyone dropped to the floor,” Peraza told her relatives. “The guys opened fired for 30 seconds, randomly, then paused to reload and began firing again.”

Peraza was hiding under a desk when she was struck in the lower back. After the attackers left the scene became silent for about five minutes. Then the doors swung open again, and a swarm of police officers entered the room.
So some guy gets into a beef during a holiday party, he leaves in a huff and comes back an hour or so later, dressed in black, with two of his friends, and shoots up the party? "My boss gave me shit, let's go kill them all!" "Yeah, let's!" "Dude, let's go do this!"

Even in a world of nutcases, this makes no sense.

Something's missing. No doubt, it'll get found out.

But, as I've said before, don't name these assholes.

4 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Well, alleged Asswipe Male and alleged Asswipe Female ain't gonna be talking. Potential Asswipe Male #2 is the best lead so far, if he's actually involved. So, on that note, I'm out of ideas that don't trouble my views of the Constitution and won't find serious opposition from the NRA. How about it, Comrade, what do you have to help address this epidemic while allowing individuals to exercise the ability to enjoy recreational shooting, hunting and keep a weapon(s) for self-defense.

bmq215 said...

Yeah, especially the bombs. Those things take time to make and you can't just pick one up at the corner store. I could skeptically accept them going home a grabbing a bunch of guns on a whim but who keeps IEDs lying around? Only those with a pre-existing plan to use them...

Comrade Misfit said...

I have no idea, CP88.

Guns are easy, but other things can be improvised. Especially when one contemplates the damage that one could do with a pressurized sprayer, five bucks' worth of gasoline and a match.

And we're near the point where making a gun will be a home hobby project. It is now for anyone with shop skills.

ShortWoman said...

I am further confused by the fact that the asswipes left behind a 6 month old baby. Oh, yeah, and a dozen pipe bombs. "Hey honey, take the baby to the sitters and come help me shoot up this party!" Wait, what?