Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"
If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"
Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Friday, May 1, 2015

The Governor of Utah is Smarter than the Governor of Texas

The Utah governor's office says a war simulation in Utah and other states that has aroused suspicions is a standard exercise that is important for U.S. military training.
Though that is not a very high mark for Utah Gov. Herbert to surpass.

1 comment:

Nangleator said...

The good thing about this exercise is that we now know all it will take to completely subdue a rebellious hellhole like Texas is a few hundred dogfaces.

Texas conservatives must sip weak tea out of the tiniest, most delicate porcelain teacups, decorated with the most delightful floral artwork. While they fantasize over their trembling fear of actual men coming to force them to surrender their "weapons."