Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, May 1, 2015

The Governor of Utah is Smarter than the Governor of Texas

The Utah governor's office says a war simulation in Utah and other states that has aroused suspicions is a standard exercise that is important for U.S. military training.
Though that is not a very high mark for Utah Gov. Herbert to surpass.

1 comment:

Nangleator said...

The good thing about this exercise is that we now know all it will take to completely subdue a rebellious hellhole like Texas is a few hundred dogfaces.

Texas conservatives must sip weak tea out of the tiniest, most delicate porcelain teacups, decorated with the most delightful floral artwork. While they fantasize over their trembling fear of actual men coming to force them to surrender their "weapons."