Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"
If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"
Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot,
by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse.
" -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Monday, May 11, 2015

The Following is a Paid Announcement:
"The NFL Salutes Our Veterans!"

The NFL hasn't been saluting veterans at the games out of a sense of patriotism, nosirree! Those "salutes" are not based on gratitude to our men and women who defend our country, no, they're based on greed.

For the Department of Defense has paid the NFL to do the salutes. Millions of dollars, in point of fact.

So, Ladies and Gentlemen, Please Stand While the NFL Gets Paid to Salute Our Men and Women in Uniform!

4 comments:

Nangleator said...

The fourteen points of fascism are expensive to maintain... but worth it!

Marc said...

When you are paid to do it, it isn't a salute. Quite the opposite, in my opinion.

Deadstick said...

What Marc said. Pretty close parallel to coitus...

Old NFO said...

YGTBSM! Sigh...