Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, May 1, 2015

The Governor of Utah is Smarter than the Governor of Texas

The Utah governor's office says a war simulation in Utah and other states that has aroused suspicions is a standard exercise that is important for U.S. military training.
Though that is not a very high mark for Utah Gov. Herbert to surpass.

1 comment:

Nangleator said...

The good thing about this exercise is that we now know all it will take to completely subdue a rebellious hellhole like Texas is a few hundred dogfaces.

Texas conservatives must sip weak tea out of the tiniest, most delicate porcelain teacups, decorated with the most delightful floral artwork. While they fantasize over their trembling fear of actual men coming to force them to surrender their "weapons."