Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, March 6, 2015

CSI: Cyber

I'm watching it on demand right now and, fifteen minutes into it, I'm about to dump it. Patricia Arquette is overacting like somebody in community theater, probably to counter what looks like a lot of botox. I haven't seen a face that plastic and immobile outside of a department store mannekin.

Worst line so far: "Pack your bags, we're going to Baltimore!" (Their offices are in D.C.)

Ick. The special effects are just awful. They'd get a failing grade in a community college film class.

30 minutes, I'm done.

2 comments:

Deadstick said...

Arquette's body language was crying "I have an Oscar! What the fuck am I doing here???"

Meh.

ShortWoman said...

Oh it gets worse from there! They made it from Baltimore to New Jersey in a half hour, and a Camry tried to jump a pond with predictable results.
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