Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Friday, March 6, 2015

CSI: Cyber

I'm watching it on demand right now and, fifteen minutes into it, I'm about to dump it. Patricia Arquette is overacting like somebody in community theater, probably to counter what looks like a lot of botox. I haven't seen a face that plastic and immobile outside of a department store mannekin.

Worst line so far: "Pack your bags, we're going to Baltimore!" (Their offices are in D.C.)

Ick. The special effects are just awful. They'd get a failing grade in a community college film class.

30 minutes, I'm done.


Deadstick said...

Arquette's body language was crying "I have an Oscar! What the fuck am I doing here???"


ShortWoman said...

Oh it gets worse from there! They made it from Baltimore to New Jersey in a half hour, and a Camry tried to jump a pond with predictable results.