Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Up Next: The Battle of the College Professors in Virginia

Now that Eric Cantor's re-election campaign has been crushed derailed in the primary, the general election will be between two professors from the same school: Randolph-Macon College.

The Democrat, Jack Trammell, is a sociology prof who focuses on disability studies.

The Tea party Republican, David Brat, is a economics professor and a preacher of some flavor.

The political forecast in the Federal government is for More and Increased Gridlock.

(And see the Borowitz Report on this.)

1 comment:

Deadstick said...

There's a tweet floating all over the Net claiming that Cantor's victory speech ended with "The Lannisters send their regards", but I've failed to find any substantiation for that. Too bad...Westeros, DC could be an interesting story.