Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, June 1, 2014

Try to Keep Your Face Offline

Because if you don't, the NSA will collect your ugly mug and add it to their database.

The NSA says that they don't have access to state drivers' licenses. It they're not outright lying about that, then the FBI probably does have access. So my guess would be that the FBI takes the photo databases from the state DMVs, renames the databases and then gives that to the NSA, which can then say that it doesn't have the state databases. Which would both be a literal truth and a factual lie.

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