Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, June 9, 2014

Ol' Rence Might Want to Up His Meds

On Thursday half a million “IMPEACH OBAMA FOR LEAVING AN AMERICAN BEHIND IN AFGHANISTAN” signs were found by sanitation workers next to a dumpster behind the Washington-based headquarters of the Republican National Committee.

G.O.P. chairman Rence Priebus said," We know nothing about the litter found in the alley behind our national office. We suspect this is part of an orchestrated mainstream media smear campaign. For the record, we are opposed to littering."
Riiight. MSNBC ordered a half-a-million protest signs and then tossed them behing the RNC's HQ? Christ, how gullible is the GOP's base?

Oh. Fox New. I forget.

UPDATE: It was satire. Speaking of being gullible.... sigh.

On another note, Bergdahl's family is receiving death threats, apparently from those brave cowardly conservative defenders of all things Coulter.

3 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

A nice satirical piece. The best bit of a piece like this is how easy it is to believe once you understand the people being skewered.

bearsense said...

Like CenterPuke said ... thin this was satire, but sure seemed real.
I'm not sure even Fred Hyatt could have kept this out of the once proud WaPo.
Bear

Doug T. said...

The nation is so fucked up by these asswipes. As Charlie Pierce notes, infected by a prion disease of the brain.