Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, June 2, 2014

Come the Revolution, You're Gonna Get Yours, Bud; Health Insurance Edition

During the open-enrollment period for Obamacare, I did some shopping. None of the deals they offered were that much better than my current plan. So I didn't switch.

The month after the open enrollment period ended, those motherfuckers jacked my insurance rates up $150 a month.

OK, here's a pronouncement: If you work for a health insurance company and if you're one of the evil bastards involved in setting rates, then may you die soon, painfully, and often.

3 comments:

Old NFO said...

Pathetic, but not surprising... They will say they're ONLY doing what they were told... Where have I heard that before???

Marc said...

I wonder if you'll see any rebate due to the 80/20 rule.

Anonymous said...

A dollar to a donut you will have to fight your health insurance company for the benefits.

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