Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

The Average IQ of Canada Just Went Up a Couple of Points

The Canadian Usurper has been granted his wish to be kicked out of Canada.
Alberta-born Sen. Ted Cruz has given up his Canadian dual citizenship. The renunciation became official on May 14, roughly 9 months after he learned he wasn’t only an American.

Cruz received notification by mail on Tuesday at his home in Houston.

“He’s pleased to receive the notification and glad to have this process finalized,” said spokeswoman Catherine Frazier.
He's also a Cuban citizen, but nobody seems to be too concerned about that.

3 comments:

Andrew S. said...

Another good example of bipartisan "it's ok when we do it". Look for the emerging democratic birther movement and corresponding sudden failure to care about ancestry from the republicans.

Comrade Misfit said...

Payback is a motherfucker.

Andrew S. said...

no doubt, it's richly deserved. It's frustrating, though, watching people pick a team and giving free passes to their side for behavior they savage their opponents for.