Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
4 comments:
Dammit.
I have broken two pairs of headphones in the last week tripping over the damn cords when I set it down to use the bathroom.
I guess someone is trying to tell me to clean off the tiny fucking IKEA special lamp/table my wife makes me use.
The table top is so small my little laptop hangs over both edges.
Have I mentioned that I hate IKEA lately?
No?
I really do.
Gonna have to disagree with you on this one, Comrade. 1929 gave us Louis Armstrong's "St. Louis Blues", Duke Ellington's "Black and Tan Fantasy", and Fats Waller's "Ain't Misbehavin'".
Haven't heard that one before. Thank you.
Just a misdemeanor then. ( Halfway decent laptop speakers. )
I'd heard it before, but it was fun to see again. Ann doesn't have the pipes (anymore?) that Plant had in his prime. But who does.
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