Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, November 11, 2013

95 Years Ago

The guns fell silent on the Western Front.

The First World War was not the longest war in the 20th Century. It was not the deadliest. But when one combines the reasons for the conflict with the butcher's bill, it was arguably one of the most moronic wars in modern history.

A stupid beef in the Balkans (as foreseen by Otto von Bismarck decades previously) cost the lives of tens of millions of people and led to the collapse of the Ottoman and Russian Empires. And, as also foreseen by Bismarck, by the end of the war, the reasons for the start of the war were unrecognizable.

The guns were not silent for very long. Before the second chapter of the war, there were close to two dozen armed conflicts in Europe before the Germans rolled into Poland.

And the the Sykes-Picot Agreement set the stage for a mess in the Middle East that has been going on for nearly a century.

2 comments:

D. said...

Hang onto those links; next year's the centenary of the beginning of the war.

Comrade Misfit said...

I know.