Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, November 15, 2013

Al-Qaeda: "Ooopsie. Our Bad!"

In a case of mistaken identity, an al-Qaeda-linked terrorist group cut off the head of the commander of one of its allied groups.

Maybe they need to start wearing name tags.

Q: What is the difference between the State of Texas and al Qaeda?

A: Texas doesn't apologize when it executes the wrong person.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

Hmm. The CIA and Al Qaeda both execute people without due process, and both execute the wrong person on occasion. But I guess the difference between the two organizations is what you mention -- the CIA doesn't apologize when it executes the wrong person.

As for Texas... they can secede, as far as I'm concerned. Good riddance.

- Badtux the Former Texan Penguin