Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Oh, the Humanity!!- M1911 Edition

Take a look at this auction item to see the horrors perpetrated on a GI Colt.

No wonder the shop auctioning it has prominently proclaimed that they had nothing to do with this desecration.

It's not like there aren't a ton of cheap-jack 1911 guns out there if someone wanted to do something like this: Rock Island (Armscor), Auto-Ordnance, Taurus, Tisas, Girsan, ATI, Citadel. More and more companies are offering them almost weekly. You can get an 80% frame and build your own, if you have the skills.

Hacking on a wartime Colt is, to my mind, blasphemy.

6 comments:

groovehaven said...

That is probably the worst looking pistol I have ever seen. Why even do that to a cheapo?

w3ski said...

Uglyed up an otherwise nice .45. Dipshits
w3ski

LRod said...

I have to plead mea culpa because although all I did was add a micro sight in the rear and a higher blade in the front, the 1911 was a war version w/ Parkerized finish.

My mitigation is I was 22 years old and hadn't yet learned of "value to collectors". I'm not a collector, either, and I'm never going to sell it, so it's kind of a "no harm—no foul" thing.

But I still beg forgiveness on the altar of John Browning.

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired

.45ACP+P said...

It looks like the internet agrees with your sentiments: 10 hours left and ZERO bids. Such blasphemy should be punished. JMB-PBUH

Comrade Misfit said...

The auction ended with no bids. The seller has relisted it at the same price.

(Good luck with that, Bucko)

Murphy's Law said...

Still for sale as of Dec 1...and I think I'm going to be ill from looking at it. Might as well have just surrendered it to some stupid "buy-back" or simply tossed it off a pier.