Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Your Sunday Morning Jet Noise

Lockheed JetStar



The JetStar was the first successful business jet. McDonnell built a prototype business jet of roughly the same size, the M-119/220.

3 comments:

Frank Van Haste said...

Dear Miss Fit:

"Thanks for the memory!" :-)

I spent about a year (ca. 1970-71) in the design engineering area at Pratt & Whitney. The windows of 3rd floor of the engineering building overlooked the main runway of Rentschler Field, the company's airfield (NOT a football stadium). One of the aircraft that was in and out routinely was UTC's Jetstar. Powered by four JT-11 (aka J-60) straight pipe turbojets, the Jetstar was a miracle of effectiveness in turning JP-4 into noise...when that bird took off toward the building and went over, conversation of necessity stopped.

Good ol' daze, eh?

Best,

Frank

CenterPuke88 said...

Love that smokey departure. Reminds me of pushing back at DAL in the jumpseat of a SWA B737-300 and watching the pilots curse those high-bypass engines on the short routes (DAL-AUS, DAL-HOU, DAL-SAT, etc). An older B737-200 was being pushed back next to us and the co-pilot predicted he'd be started and gone before we got #2 lit. He was right, the 200 was rolling off as we turned #2.

The stovepipe engines weren't efficient but they started much faster and that's why SWA kept them on the DAL-HOU-DAL loop until they retired the last ones. They said they could save 5 minutes a flight...basically get an extra flight a day outta the old mules.

Comrade Misfit said...

Frank, I remember when Rentschler Field was an airport. Shame it closed. A bigger shame was the loss of Johnnycake, though.