Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
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Do you suppose the person who thought it a good idea to bring their Confederate flag to a protest about the closing of monuments to veterans of the U.S. Army realizes that the Confederates were the enemy of said army, and killed hundreds of thousands of soldiers of same?
-Doug in Oakland
Why do they hate America?
Beast, whenever you see a crowd of white people waving a Confederate flag in front of a black man's house, you know it's only because they're not allowed to burn a cross on the black man's lawn.
You're welcome.
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
"...I'm pretty sure that the closest [The Canadian Usurper and Bible Spice]'ve ever been to the military was watching a DVD of "Saving Private Ryan.""
If that.
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