Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, July 6, 2013

Bangity

I went to play with the club Bowling Pin shoot this morning. I shot two different .38s and timed out on at least one table apiece. I did better with my .22 revolver, cleared the sawhorses each time.

So anyway, I was chatting with the match director about upcoming matches. He said there was a three-gun match this month.

Me: "What do I need to shoot that kind of match?"
Him: "A centerfire rifle, a centerfire handgun and a shotgun."
Me: "Well, I've got a Garand and a Mossberg, will that do?"
Third party guy listening in: "A Garand?" He laughs.
Me to match director: "He knows that I'm not kidding, right?"

Fuck it, I might just show up. And if I do, I'll see if I can clean that guy's clock.....

4 comments:

Marc said...

Semi-related to the topic:

http://thedevilspanties.com/archives/8906

The comments are gold!

Eck! said...

I'd also bring the Sniper Moisin.
Just to be perverse.

Eck!

Comrade Misfit said...

Marc, if I had a carbine, yeah.

Eck, that's a thought. I might. Too bad I don't have a coach gun, as well.

Chuck Pergiel said...

Nothing like a little dis'n to get the blood going.