Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, April 6, 2012

Next to Market: The "Tactical Club"

A "tactical tomahawk"? Really?

I'm thinking of finding some smooth orange-sized rocks, painting them with a black enamel paint, and selling them as "tactical hand clubs".

7 comments:

Improbable Joe said...: Well, when the scary black president takes all your guns away, you can fight the FEMA troops with your tactical tomahawk? "Prepared citizens" means "paranoid morons."; 4/06/2012 10:25 AM
JEG43 said...: If you start, I'd bet you'd sell a bunch.; 4/06/2012 4:11 PM
Old Sarge said...: If you know how to use one, they are rather handy if you're up close and personal. That being said, like anything else a tomahawk is a tool with multiple uses. The materials used in the modern variants make them solid enough to allow you use them as an entry/rescue tool. This old infantryman would recommend them.

Hey, you never know when the zombie apocalypse could break out.; 4/06/2012 5:37 PM
Nangleator said...: Mall ninja dilemma: Tactical manties.

He must have them... but they are pink and frilly!; 4/07/2012 6:02 AM
w3ski said...: Actually the concept came from Nam.A group of SOG forces had trouble with frequent knife fighting and wanted a more effective hand weapon. They approached a Professional Knife maker for the product and he came up with this, somewhat.
An original would be priceless at this point.
"And now you know the rest of the story"
w3ski; 4/07/2012 11:40 AM
Eck! said...: Makes sense to me. As a survival tool and axe, a gun and a good knife complement each other.

However my choice for an axe, is a roofers axe, cheaper and looks about the same.

Eck!; 4/07/2012 12:11 PM
BadTux said...: EBM, they already have tactical clubs. They're called "tactical batons", but they're clubs by any definition of the word. Sorry, you got beat to market :).; 4/08/2012 2:10 AM