Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Middle of the Night Inspiration

I keep a little pad of paper and a pen on my nightstand. Sometimes I wake up during the night with an idea, so I jot it down and see if it makes sense the next day.

You can be the judge as to whether last night's idea has any merit:


Somehow, I don't see "clams a la mode" showing up on menus nationwide. It was probably inspired by eating a mess of scallops, along with fish and chips at a lenten fish fry yesterday. The Portuguese Holy Ghost Society in Stonington Borough, CT, throws a fish fry every Friday during Lent. If you're in the area next year and if you like seafood, it's not to be missed.

5 comments:

LRod said...

"Flying loaves of bread"

I believe was Seinfeld's nighttime inspiration.

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired

Cujo359 said...

We'll have to see if seafood restaurants start stocking up on ice cream.

Fixer said...

Maybe you're pregnant? Heh ...

skip 2 colorado said...

I dunno...kinda sounds good to me.

J4rh34d said...

Goes with garlic icecream