Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, April 2, 2012

Bend Over and Spread Them Ass Cheecks, Bucko!

The Supremes say that the cops can strip-search everybody they arrest for no goddamned reason whatsoever.

The justices so holding were the usual five who support damn near anything that the cops want to do.

Update: Daily Show, which points out that the conservatives, in particular, are flip-flopping mightily on the principle of judicial review.

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2 comments:

Joe said...

Could they be sending a message to the Occupy movement? Just in case they're thinking of coming back to the cities now that winter is over?

OldRetiredDude said...

I feel so much safer now...when they get done taking all the rest of my rights in the name of making me safe all will be well and the land will be covered in flowers and milk and honey...SIGH.