Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Does Nancy Grace Get Her Horns Ground Off on a Monthly Basis?

Crimus, seeing her this morning on GMA, there might as well have been fire coming out of her eyes and lava pouring out of her mouth.

It wouldn't surprise me to see her leading a campaign to replace lethal injection with public stoning.
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The New York Crank said...

No no no, you misunderstand. Nancy is saving the public money by making courtroom trials unnecessary. She is the prosecutor, jury and judge rolled up in one, and the verdict is always guilty.

Defense? People deemed criminal by Nancy don't get no stinking defense.

I'm waiting for the first mistrial to her declared on the grounds that Nancy has poisoned the entire jury pool population of the United States.

Very crankily yours,
The New York Crank

4/20/2012 11:09 PM

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