Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, October 1, 2010

Meanwhile, on the Other Side of the Country

The Republican candidate for governor of NY got into a public screaming match with a reporter from one of Rupert Murdoch's rags. The reporter was asking about the child that the candidate had out of wedlock.*

And in Westchester County, the county GOP is trying to figure out what they can do about the white supremacist that they nominated to be a congressman. So far, the answer seems to be "not much". The NY Conservative party is quietly singing "Stand by Your Bigot".


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* Guess the IOKIYAR rule only goes so far.

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