Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Meanwhile, on the Other Side of the Country

The Republican candidate for governor of NY got into a public screaming match with a reporter from one of Rupert Murdoch's rags. The reporter was asking about the child that the candidate had out of wedlock.*

And in Westchester County, the county GOP is trying to figure out what they can do about the white supremacist that they nominated to be a congressman. So far, the answer seems to be "not much". The NY Conservative party is quietly singing "Stand by Your Bigot".


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* Guess the IOKIYAR rule only goes so far.

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